Very little is known about my new favourite golfer. He appears to be from Slovenia which makes him awesome, but also makes much of what is written about him appear in a language I can’t read.

I do know he is friends with Darja Slemenšek and Nika Hrastovsek according to Facebook, and they sound like nice people. I know that one of his relatives sells water heaters. Water heaters are very useful for heating water. I also know he was born on the same day as Ludacris and that Ludacris is both a wicked cool rapper and was in Hustle & Flow which is one of my favourite movies.

This concludes everything I know about my new favourite golfer, Sebastijan Ajster. It’s also all I want to know about my new favourite golfer. Even if something eventful happens in his life, I’ll probably never hear about it, and that’s ok.