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MOON ALERT Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 5:30 a.m. until 12:45 p.m. After that the moon moves from Capricorn into Aquarius.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
This is a poor day to ask authority figures (parents, bosses, teachers, VIPs or the police) for approval. (Remember that saying: "Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.") Some days that's the only way to go. Today people in authority are inclined to just say, SDLqNope."
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Avoid controversial subjects like politics and religion today. People are not tolerant. Furthermore, you might encounter obstacles with travel plans or anything to do with publishing, the media, medicine and the law, and let's not forget higher education. The rest of the week is much easier!
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You won't be happy if you're engaged in a discussion with others about how to share something today. It simply won't work out. You will be satisfied with your share or somebody else won't be. Therefore, postpone discussions about inheritances, shared property, taxes and debt for later in the week.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Avoid important discussions with partners and close friends. This is simply a poor day for this kind of thing. People are easily at odds with each other, not co-operative, and even quick to anger. Wear water wings and stay away from the deep end.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Various frustrations at work are unavoidable today. It's not easy to get along with others, especially older or more experienced people or someone in authority. In addition, people are short-tempered! (Later this week is much smoother.)
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Parents have to be patient with children today because this is a challenging day. Both parties find each other unco-operative or difficult. These challenges also apply to romantic relationships and exchanges with sports and politics. Take it easy.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Be extra patient with family members, especially parents, because this is a trying day. The moon is at odds with both Mars and Saturn, which triggers difficulty with authority figures and angry exchanges. Do whatever you can to avoid these because who needs this?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is the last difficult day this week. (Mostly.) With Mars in your sign right now, you're coming on pretty heavy. It's important to know this because you might not even be aware of it. Therefore, tread softly and be tolerant and gentle with others.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You might be doing a slow boil about something because you're irritated or angry but you can't say anything. Grrr. This kind of tension is not good for your health and well-being. Just let it go. But I do agree: Don't say anything. Tomorrow is a much better day!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today the moon starts off in your sign and then moves into Aquarius. Nevertheless, you will find it difficult to deal with older or more experienced people or authority figures. If you ask for help, their response will be, "Talk to the hand!" Hang in there, because the rest of the week is much better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
For most of today, the moon is in your sign, which makes you a bit more emotional than usual. Because it eventually squares off with Mars, you could fall into needless disputes with others. Also avoid knee-jerk reactions and hasty decisions! (Getting the picture?)
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Difficulty in group situations, especially with female friends or colleagues, is highly likely today. Knowing this, you can be more patient and easy-going (regardless of your own sex, or whether you're getting any). Avoid disputes with others because anger serves no purpose other than to make everyone miserable. Factoid.
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY
Singer Shania Twain (1965) shares your birthday today. You are skilled with language. You know how to use words to convey all kinds of subtle meanings. Naturally, you're articulate and convincing! But more than that, you can inspire and motivate others. Frequently, people come to you for advice. In the next year, a major change might take place, possibly something as significant as what occurred around 2003.
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Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition August 28, 2012 C4
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