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Today's Horoscope
MOON ALERT We have the all clear today to shop (whether you spend $10 or $10 million) and make important decisions. The moon is in Libra.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You're clever and bright today. Trust your artistic judgment. Relations will be excellent with children, romantic partners and colleagues in the arts, the hospitality industry and sports. Your day might start with a tiny spat, but it improves hugely as the day wears on.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Family conversations or meetings at home will be upbeat and educational today. You might also be excited about repairing something at home. This is a great day to explore real-estate deals, even though early morning delays at work due to staff shortages and equipment breakdowns are possible.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
The power of the mind is wondrous! (Everything begins with a thought.) That's why this is going to be such a wonderful day for you. You are mentally energized in a positive way. Short trips and encounters with others will lift your spirits. Go forth and enjoy your day.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
This is an excellent day for business and commerce. You have big plans, full of big ideas, for a big future. Forget Alice's rejoinder in The Honeymooners. "Ralph, the biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today you are sharp, clear and alert. You're quick to see big overall patterns and not afraid to act because you feel hopeful and optimistic! You'll enjoy travel and chatting to everyone. You're intellectually curious so avoid bores. Good luck.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Make friends with your bank account this morning because some minor surprises could impact your cash flow or even something you own. Keep your eyes open. Nevertheless, this is an upbeat day for you. It's particularly good for study of any kind or all research. You might want to make work-related travel plans.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Great day to shmooz. All group meetings will be informative and interesting. Say yes to invitations from others. This is a great day to think how you can make your dreams for the future a reality. Where do you want to be five years from now? What can you do this month to start to get there?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You'll be powerful and successful talking to people in authority today. They see you as positive, optimistic and capable of big ideas. Work-related travel is likely. You might also see ways to expand your job or boost your reputation. This is a strong day.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Grab every opportunity related to publishing, legal matters, medicine, travel and higher education because you will shine in these areas today. You'll adore profound discussions about politics, philosophy and religion because you're ready to expand your world.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You couldn't pick a better day to have discussions about shared property, inheritances, insurance disputes or anything to do with what you own jointly with someone else. You will likely come out smelling like a rose. You'll see solutions that are (hopefully) a win/win for all parties involved.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Others are exuberant and upbeat today, especially partners and close friends. Everyone (including you) has bright ideas and plans for the future. There is also a strong feeling of mutual generosity between yourself and others. You see their success can be your success and vice versa.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
This is a wonderfully creative day. Those of you involved in the arts, the entertainment world and the hospitality industry can be successful because you're not afraid to run something up the flagpole to see if anyone salutes. Great day for sports, too.
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY
Actress/singer Kristin Chenoweth (1968) shares your birthday today. You do the daring and unusual, which is why you're often in the public eye. You lead an exciting, dramatic, adventurous life, which is why a stable life situation is valuable. Something you've been involved with for the last nine years might diminish or end this year to make room for something new to enter your world.
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Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition July 24, 2012 C4
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