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MOON ALERT We have the all clear to do business and make important decisions. The moon is in Capricorn.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Whoa Nellie! This might be grumpy Monday, especially talking to parents, bosses, teachers, VIPs and the police. Do not engage in an argument with any power types. It will escalate quickly and surprise you. (Don't quit your day job.)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Avoid controversial subjects, especially this morning. People are entrenched in their views and obsessed about defending them. Arguments about publishing, the media, higher education, medicine and the law could happen. Chill out.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You might be upset by a friend or someone in a group (class, meeting or conference) if they say or do something you think is outlandish or unreasonable. Quite likely, you will oppose them, especially if it affects your values or property you share. Could get prickly.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Don't disagree with authority figures because you will end up in hot water. Then you'll feel rebellious, or someone else will flip you the bird. Nasty arguments are likely but not if you avoid this situation. Forewarned is forearmed.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Travel plans will be cancelled, delayed or rescheduled. Ditto for schedules with higher education. Issues related to publishing, the media, medicine and the law are a crapshoot because the day is full of upsets and surprises, especially this morning.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Check your finances. Make sure you know what's happening with your bank account. Problems about who is responsible for children or quarrels about expenses for children might arise. Romantic partners might gripe about money or the division of labour. Ah yes, it was ever thus.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Something a friend or partner does or says might catch you off guard and suddenly you have a domestic issue on your hands. Perhaps it relates to trying to improve something at home. Compromise is difficult and that is the crux of things, yet compromise is the answer.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Difficulties with co-workers are likely unless you can be more flexible. They have strong views but then, so do you. Computer crashes, power outages and failed machinery plus cancelled meetings and staff shortages will put everyone on edge. Go gently, gently.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Financial disputes related to children, sports and the entertainment world might take place. Or perhaps you feel obsessed about wanting to do something and subsequently you feel frustrated if you are blocked. (Lighten up.) This is also an accident-prone day for your kids so be vigilant.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You might be obsessed about something. You want to get things done and you want them done your way, especially because something at home has gone haywire. Perhaps an appliance has broken down or a computer has failed. Perhaps it's a family meltdown. Patience.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is an accident-prone day for you so be careful. Not only might you have physical accidents, you might say something you later regret. This is because someone will press your buttons or touch on something that is sensitive with you. Grrr.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Keep an eye on your finances. You might find money; you might lose money. Also protect what you own from theft or loss because anything could happen. Make friends with your bank account. If shopping, keep your receipts and count your change. Caution against impulsive purchases or rash financial decisions.
Fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger (1951) shares your birthday. You are naturally spontaneous and direct. You like things simple and straightforward. You are positive, affectionate and surprisingly modest. This year the efforts of the past six years will begin to pay off, especially later in the year. Wait until after June. You are growing, learning and budding in a new way. Value any studies or new knowledge you can explore.