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NEW YORK -- John Oliver knows you're probably not that angry about net neutrality, and he'd like to change that.
Oliver used the bully pulpit of his HBO series Last Week Tonight to rail against telecommunications giants such as Verizon and Comcast who are lobbying to put an end to net neutrality. The comedian admitted the issue is not, at least on the surface, a very sexy one. As he joked, "The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting.'"
Despite it being about as exciting as a pair of Dockers, Oliver argued Sunday net neutrality is "hugely important" because "it means that all data has to be treated equally no matter who created it." If deep-pocketed telecom companies get their way, a new tiered system would be imposed that would allow them to "buy their way into the fast lane, leaving everyone else in the slow lane."
As a cautionary tale, he shared a graph of Netflix's download speeds during recent negotiations with Comcast. The speed surged in February, when Netflix agreed to Comcast's demands. "That has all the ingredients of a mob shakedown," Oliver said.
He steered the nation's anonymous Internet commenters toward a website created by the FCC for the public to provide feedback on the proposed changes. "We need you to get out there and focus your indiscriminate rage in a useful direction," he said. "Seize your moment, my lovely trolls."
On Monday, the FCC tweeted that the commenting system was "experiencing technical difficulties" due to heavy traffic. The cause for the spike in clicks could not be confirmed, but Oliver would have been pleased nonetheless. The effort to end net neutrality is so "egregious" that it's led to an unlikely alliance between "anti-corporate hippies" and tech behemoths Google, Facebook and Amazon.
The real problem, Oliver continued, is that telecom companies "have Washington in their pockets to an almost unbelievable degree."
Case in point, Oliver said: U.S. President Barack Obama's appointment of former cable-industry lobbyist Tom Wheeler as chairman of the Federal Communications Commission.
"The guy who used to run the cable industry's lobbying arm is now running the agency tasked with regulating it," Oliver said. "That is the equivalent of needing a babysitter and hiring a dingo."