Crash and Bernstein
Teen Wyatt has three sisters and has always wanted a brother. After he creates his own puppet named Crash, the doll magically comes to life and becomes the brother he's always wanted in this new series. Family, 8:30 p.m.
In the two-part report The Dirt on Hotels, correspondent Erica Johnson and University of Guelph microbiologist Keith Warriner travel coast to coast to uncover the icky truth about hotel-room cleanliness. CBC, 8 p.m.
Last Man Standing
Tim Allen is back as manly man Mike Baxter, who struggles to keep his masculine perspective despite being surrounded by females. This week, Mike starts a secret dodgeball league for the neighbourhood's boys. ABC/Citytv, 7 p.m.
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David Letterman: Matthew Perry, Divine Fits
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Craig Ferguson: Eric Idle, Emily VanCamp
Jimmy Fallon: Taylor Lautner, Kevin Pollak
Jimmy Kimmel: Daniel Craig, Stephenie Meyer