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Dancing With the Stars
Eleven celebrities and their professional partners hit the dance floor in this season premiere. Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke-Charvet host the competition featuring such stars as Dorothy Hamill, Andy Dick, Wynonna Judd and Victor Ortiz. ABC, 7 p.m.
Widow Norma Bates and her teenage son Norman try to make a fresh start by buying a motel in an idyllic coastal town in this première. The original drama series serves as a modern-day prequel to the legendary Hitchcock film Psycho. A&E, 9 p.m.
The Biggest Loser
This season's contestants weigh in one last time to show how much weight they've lost in this season finale. The previously eliminated players compete for a $100,000 "at home" prize before this season's winner is finally revealed. NBC, 7 p.m.
George Stroumboulopoulous: TBA
Jay Leno: Morgan Freeman, James Hunter
David Letterman: Selena Gomez, Bob Sarlatte
Jimmy Kimmel: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Steven Yeun
Craig Ferguson: Seth Green
Jimmy Fallon: Nicolas Cage, Mike Birbiglia
The Daily Show: Sandra Day O'Connor
Conan O'Brien: Javier Bardem, Lauren Cohan