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Haiku Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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Your most endearing
Traits are your honesty and
Your deadly flame-hands
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
óè
There's a wolf outside
Your door, and sorry to say
That's no metaphor
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
óè
Some strong coffee is
What you need -- only coffee
Breaks the mummy's curse
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
óè
Bank robbery is
Not what it used to be -- you
Need to change careers
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
óè
It's not polite to
Show up for afternoon tea
Naked -- wear a hat
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
óè
Keep a clean kitchen
And keep a clean mind, and keep
Cleaning my kitchen
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
óè
In chess, the best move
Is the move no one can see
Coming -- the side kick
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
óè
Spilled something and stained
Your shirt? The good news is my
Prophecy's fulfilled
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
óè
If you don't yet have
A blog, start a blog about
How you have no blog
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
óè
Capricorns are kind
And yet astrology is
A total sham art
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
óè
You're a brave soul and
We're all counting on you to
Defeat the Cyclops
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
óè
Your dream of falling
Asleep and having a dream
Will never come true
Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition November 1, 2012 C2
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