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Haiku Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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There is a simple
Explanation for that noise:
Time-travelling dogs
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
óè
Your online presence
Generates more interest
Than your real presence
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
óè
Try to be more like
Your heroes and less like your
Quick napkin doodles
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
óè
We all make mistakes
For example, I forgot
To predict your week
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
óè
You will never live
A balanced life until you
Get off the trapeze
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
óè
Take life one step at
A time -- first step, eat breakfast
Next, kill the werewolf
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
óè
Don't rely on the
Advice of others. See? You'll
Just get bad advice
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
óè
Admit you have a
Problem -- yes, that rabid wolf's
Part of the problem
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
óè
Soon all your hard work
Will pay off, when I laugh at
How it won't pay off
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
óè
Green's not your colour
So, sorry that I dyed your
Skin green while you slept
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
óè
Don't stress out about
That blind date your friends set up
He's only killed once
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
óè
Think deeply about
What you really want in life
Maybe some nachos?
Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition November 8, 2012 C2
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