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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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Offence is taken

Not given -- but you still should

Not offend those bears

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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You've got the moral

High ground -- fortify it with

A pretentious moat

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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Get the jump on your

Enemies by destroying

Your life in advance

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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Exercise is the

Foundation of good health -- that

And magical charms

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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The children's cartoon

You based your philosophy

Of life on? Cancelled

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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Headache? A surefire

Cure: separate your head from

The rest of your bod

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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Making snow angels

Would clearly violate your

Deal with the devil

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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A predictable

Week awaits you -- just like the

Rest, full of fire ants

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

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Who wants ice cream? I

See three hands but only one

Person -- a strange twist

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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I say go to the

Doctor the next time you want

To fist-fight doctors

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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Your future could go

At least two ways depending

On if you eat that

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)

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Break away from the

Pack to increase your chances

Of escaping wolves

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition December 13, 2012 C2

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