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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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Math isn't your strong

Suit, so I don't know why I'm

Counting syllables

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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Resist temptation

But don't resist arrest -- you

Have had it backwards

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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The true test of your

Spirit comes when Anubis

Is offered your heart

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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Show your love with a

Tattoo of your beloved

Riding a dragon

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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Break the ice with a

Gas-powered drill -- essential

For any party

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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I don't know what you

Expected, inviting those

Vampires to your house

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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Try to have the strength

And wisdom to say "no" to

The eighteenth doughnut

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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If at first you don't

Succeed, well, that's probably

An indicator

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

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Eating that whole pie

Will cause a lot of anger

Amongst the blackbirds

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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Sometimes you just have

To lay back and relax and

Wait the leeches out

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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Those cute bunnies won't

Be so cute after they start

Their own militia

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)

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My prediction is

That you'll become jealous once

Your dog is famous

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition December 20, 2012 C2

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