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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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Calm yourself through deep

Breathing exercises and

Ignoring the ghosts

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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You've got a ticket

To ride, but it expired once

That song was written

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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Should you find yourself

Lamenting lost love, keep in

Mind that it's clichéd

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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You'll cause a furor

In the conceptual art

World with your "hold-ups"

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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Nothing the week brings

Will matter more than that it

Is "Leo Death Week"

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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If the daily grind

Is getting you down, then stop

Chewing coffee grinds

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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Your childish delight

In unicorns will return

When one attacks you

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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It will be quite a

Bittersweet victory when

Your lies become true

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

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Break the mould with new

Hip-hop versions of old songs

Everyone hated

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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When your killer pulls

The gun, why not shout "Awkward!"

And share a good laugh?

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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Three times denied, and

Yet I still feel like Peter's

Your "secret Santa"

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)

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If at first you don't

Succeed, keep trying to make

This haiku work good

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition January 17, 2013 ??65534

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