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Haiku Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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Calm yourself through deep
Breathing exercises and
Ignoring the ghosts
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
óè
You've got a ticket
To ride, but it expired once
That song was written
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
óè
Should you find yourself
Lamenting lost love, keep in
Mind that it's clichéd
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
óè
You'll cause a furor
In the conceptual art
World with your "hold-ups"
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
óè
Nothing the week brings
Will matter more than that it
Is "Leo Death Week"
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
óè
If the daily grind
Is getting you down, then stop
Chewing coffee grinds
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
óè
Your childish delight
In unicorns will return
When one attacks you
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
óè
It will be quite a
Bittersweet victory when
Your lies become true
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
óè
Break the mould with new
Hip-hop versions of old songs
Everyone hated
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
óè
When your killer pulls
The gun, why not shout "Awkward!"
And share a good laugh?
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
óè
Three times denied, and
Yet I still feel like Peter's
Your "secret Santa"
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
óè
If at first you don't
Succeed, keep trying to make
This haiku work good
Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition January 17, 2013 ??65534
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