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Haiku Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
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Your synth-pop band needs
Something more to reach the top...
Possibly a synth?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
óè
You definitely
Want your guests to feel at home
Inside your car's trunk
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
óè
"Honour" is something
You don't understand, since you
Never learned English
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
óè
Try not to get too
Carried away by the hawk
That will swoop at you
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
óè
Your health care needs will
Increase when you're diagnosed
As fourteen people
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
óè
Your killer good looks
Will make you the target of
A police manhunt
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
óè
"Nobody's perfect!"
Um, you can't just say that when
You shoot somebody
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
óè
There's no future in
A career in predicting
Futures -- ironic
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
óè
Paper or plastic?
Which do you want for dinner?
Prepare for hard times
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
óè
Do not throw out the
Baby with the bathwater!
You can sell babies
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
óè
A penny saved is
A penny the government
Will eliminate
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
óè
Balance your budget
All you need is a scale and
A winning ticket
Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition March 7, 2013 C2
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