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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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You won't be prepared

For what the week holds until

You have a wombat

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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Don't take your loved ones

For granted -- unless, of course

It's much easier

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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Three square meals a day

Will fix what ails you -- and no

More triangle meals

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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You've got true talent

Sadly, though, that talent is

For missing your chance

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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The courage of a

Thousand lions will fill your soul

-- Ask out the weirdo

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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You've got a special

Something -- I'm willing to bet

That it's contagious

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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The scales of justice

Will weigh your crimes against your

Bribes and flirtations

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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Bad news: everyone

You see is a robot, and

They hate your singing

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

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It isn't nice to

Lie, so tell the torturer

Everything you know

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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Your lucky numbers

This week are not going to

Be of any help

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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Curl up with a good

Book and relax one last time

Before you can't read

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)

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Medusa has vowed

To destroy you, but that's no

Excuse to be rude

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition April 25, 2013 C2

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