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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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No matter what, don't

Forget you have amnesia

And are someone else

TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)

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As a Taurus you

Would make a good partner for

Pisces or Cancer

GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)

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In the future, you

Will use your flying car to

Taxi aliens

CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)

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Avoid the Taurus

At all costs -- you would be best

Matched to a Pisces

LEO (JULY 23 - AUG. 22)

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You know what they say:

You only live once, but you

Can yolo three times

VIRGO (AUG. 23 - SEPT. 22)

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Once again, Alice

Munro has outshined your star

Prepare your revenge

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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Boys will be boys, and

Werewolves will be werewolves, and

This week will be tough

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 - NOV. 21)

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To the victor go

The spoils -- so give Victor all

Of that spoiled turkey

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 - DEC. 21)

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In this fast-paced world

One thing always stays the same:

Everything sucking

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 - JAN. 19)

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The prophecy hath

Come to pass, and the water

Bill hath cometh due

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 - FEB. 18)

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Don't waste your time with

Little things, like nanotech

Robot assassins

PISCES (FEB. 19 - MARCH 20)

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You know what would be

Great? If you never spoke to

Cancer or Taurus

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition October 17, 2013 C2

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