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Haiku Horoscopes

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

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You like The Weeknd?

You may not like his new song

Aries, I'll Kill You

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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The best art comes from

Pain, so your novel The Lost

Donut will be great

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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Love means sacrifice

Sometimes, and other times it

Means "bring me cheese fries"

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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Go with your gut -- you

Will find it is attached to

You, so hard to leave

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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Now that Halloween

Is over, your ghost costume

Is a Klan outfit

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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Your inner beauty

Always shines through since your skin

Became translucent

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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Knowledge sometimes comes

At a cost -- for that insight

You owe me 10 bucks

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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If you're anything

Like me, you're a Scorpio

That wrote down these words

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

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I know that viper

Is your best friend, but it's still

A deadly viper

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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I did some research

And it seems clear you should not

Have destroyed the Earth

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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Don't compromise your

Principles -- unless, of course

Someone asks you to

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)

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Do you ever look

Up at the stars and wonder

About them? I don't

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition November 7, 2013 C2

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