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Documentary loaded for bore; comedy team has terrible aim

By: Brad Oswald / Watching TV

21/10/2009 1:00 AM | Comments: 4

Ready... aim... snooze: Josh T. Ryan does his best to make Lock 'N' Load entertaining, but he's fighting a losing battle.

Guns. Ammunition. Americans.

One might think -- especially up hereabouts, where our more benign attitude toward firearms makes us believe we're more evolved than our southern neighbours -- that these three elements are all that's required to create big, wild, out-of-control gun-toting craziness.

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Black (left), Showalter

TVPreview

Lock 'N' Load

Featuring Josh T. Ryan

Tonight at midnight

Movie Central

Michael & Michael Have Issues

Starring Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter

Tonight at midnight

Comedy

If the new reality series Lock 'N Load is any indication, that might not be the case. The six-part documentary project, produced for U.S. cable's Showtime network (and premiering in Canada tonight at midnight on Movie Central), offers viewers an inside look at American gun culture through the eyes of the staff and customers at a suburban-Denver gun shop called The Shootist.

The series' description suggests we'll be offered a fascinating look at a perhaps-troubling aspect of U.S. society. The truth is that Lock 'N Load doesn't deliver much of anything at all.

Obviously inspired by hidden-camera-reality shows like HBO's intensely cheeky Taxicab Confessions, the producers of this new unscripted offering set up a handful of cameras in The Shootist's showroom and downstairs firing range, conscripted salesman Josh T. Ryan to act as host/inquisitor, and then just waited for the real, gun-lovin' folks to walk through the front door.

Unfortunately, what Lock 'N Load reveals is that shopping for armaments is a rather ordinary American pastime carried out, mostly, by very ordinarily uninteresting people. Ryan does his level best to turn each sales opportunity into a fascinating, funny conversation, but almost everyone he encounters has very little to say.

Sure, there are occasional oddballs, like a church minister who makes regular visits to the firing range ("I love shooting... I think there's a biblical principle that's very sound -- the notion of defending your family, your possession, your own life"), or the alarmingly uptight collector who turns up to collect his (legally) modified assault rifle ("I bought it because I love shooting guns; I love blowing s--t up"), or the numerous people for whom gun shopping is a family -- toddlers and all -- affair.

Mostly, it's just ordinary folks looking to make a fairly commonplace purchase. Canucks hoping to find ammunition for their more-civilized-than-thou argument will be disappointed.

Lock 'N Load fires blanks.

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Twenty years of friendship and collaboration are bound to create a few things -- including loyalty, a shared creative shorthand, and a whole bunch of emotional and comedic baggage.

Michael Ian Black (Ed, Reaper) and Michael Showalter are eager to showcase all of the above in their new show-within-a-show series Michael & Michael Have Issues, which premieres tonight at midnight on Comedy.

The series follows in the footsteps of The Larry Sanders Show by splitting its existence between the production offices of the duo's show and the actual on-air show itself. When the camera's on, Michael and Michael function well as a team; behind the scenes, they're a couple of spotlight-grabbing egomaniacs who will do pretty much anything to upstage each other.

In the opener, their battle of dimmed wits focuses on trying to win the favour of an intern who wants to write a story about the show for his high-school newspaper. The dirty tricks that follow are quite uninspired, and the outcome is completely predictable.

Neither part of this concentrically circled concept -- the show, or the show within the show -- produces much in the way of chuckles. Perhaps Michael and Michael should have opted to work out these issues in private.

brad.oswald@freepress.mb.ca

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition October 21, 2009 D3

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4 Comments

Posted by: Michelt

October 21, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Mr. Reader,

I don't remember much about my criminology 101 class, but I do recall this much.

1. If there is a demand for an item, someone will offer it.
2. A criminal will pay whatever the asking price for an item, they have plenty of drug money and more of it available if necessary.
3. If they cannot buy something, they will steal it.
4. If they cannot steal it, they will smuggle it.
5. If they cannot smuggle it, they will produce it.

Seeing how we have over 6,000km of un-protected borders, seeing how less then 4% of all containers are inspected in our ports, seeing how criminals are able to smuggle in containers full of illegal SUV and illegal alien... it is safe to assume thet can smuggle in firearms.

For all we know, they could be producing them right here in Canada. Guns are nothing more then a assembly of machined parts. Heck, they could produce 1,000 similar pistol with the exact same serial # and marking... and the gun registry would be fooled! What aer we going to do? Create a machine shop registry?

And if you think firearms are easy to obtain down south... You'll be in for a shock should you go to South America, Africa or Eastern Europe... Never mind the middle East.

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Posted by: HMK

October 21, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Legalize 'em; eliminate the illegal gun trade.

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Posted by: Mr. Reader

October 21, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Not so sure about that Michel... where do all our illegal guns come from? Mostly from the US... I would argue likely due to lax laws regarding fire arms in the US, and how easy it is to procure them.

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Posted by: Michelt

October 21, 2009 at 10:11 AM

I cannot help but wonder what our gun laws would be... if it wasn't for all the hysteria created by Hollywood!

Seems like most of the mis-conception promoted by the anti-gun lobby all have their roots in what people see on TV.