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By: David Germain

6/11/2009 1:00 AM | Comments: 1

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James Marsden, left, and Cameron Diaz play pop-o-matic with a stranger's life.

Cameron Diaz and James Marsden have a terrible moral dilemma in Richard Kelly's The Box: Press a button on a mysterious container, they'll get $1 million, and someone they don't know will die.

What button did Kelly push to get the money to make this awful thriller?

MOVIE REVIEW

The Box

Starring Cameron Diaz and Frank Langella

Polo Park, St. Vital, Towne

2 out of 5 stars

If Hollywood were a three-strikes-you're-out kind of place, Kelly would be flirting with permanent banishment. His first film, cult hit Donnie Darko, was an intriguing foul ball, muddled and pretentious but showing signs of a strong talent in search of his voice.

His second, Southland Tales, was a disaster, a heap of bombast that just refused to end.

This third try is just as bad in its way. And how it treats Frank Langella, who finally got some cinematic respect with his Academy Award nomination for last year's Frost/Nixon, is shameful.

The Box is like a magician's prop: It gives the illusion that it's full of stuff -- ideas, portents, clues, meaning -- when actually, it's as empty as the heroines' heads in Diaz's Charlie's Angels flicks.

Writer-director Kelly adapted this mess from Richard Matheson's short story Button, Button, previously the basis for an episode of the 1980s TV revival of The Twilight Zone.

With its O. Henry-style gotcha ending, Matheson's story is perfect for The Twilight Zone. But when Kelly reaches that surprise climax from the short story, he's sadly just getting started.

Diaz and Marsden play Norma and Arthur Lewis, a Virginia couple living a decent life with their young son in 1976. Arthur is a NASA engineer, while Norma is a private-school teacher with a bad Southern accent that comes and goes and a gimpy foot resulting from medical negligence.

Just as some financial setbacks hit the family, ominous stranger Arlington Steward (Langella, with a facial disfigurement from a lightning strike), turns up with the button and the deal.

The movie then wallows through superficial soul-searching and sermonizing as the Lewises make their choice.

Kelly piles on government conspiracies, covert abductions, an epidemic of nosebleeds, mobs of automatons controlled by forces beyond human comprehension, quotes from Arthur C. Clarke and Jean-Paul Sartre. And worse still: awful 1970s plaid pants.

The director and his cast treat all this ridiculousness with such gravity that the dam thankfully bursts and the hammy dialogue and hammier performances provoke laughs as The Box shambles toward its overdue demise.

Kelly loosely based Norma and Arthur on his own parents -- his dad worked for NASA in Virginia and his mom had a similar foot injury. No doubt they're cool with it, but for the rest of us, The Box is best left unopened.

--The Associated Press

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition November 6, 2009 D6

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