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1. Nothing good can come from crush on teacher

   DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I'm in high school and I can't concentrate on what the teacher is saying because I'm so in love with him. But something bad has happened this week! There's this other girl in one of my classes who's making obvious plays for him. That really upsets me. How do I let her know how much I care for him, and get her to back off? I know what you're thinking, but he's not that much older (my parents are further apart) and I think he's the greatest man I've ever met. I don't like high school boys, never have. I'm 17, almost 18, and mature for my age. I think he likes me too, but I don't know if he likes me in the same way. Everybody loves him, but not the way I do. I can't wait for school to end so something will be possible with him. -- So In Love With Him, Winnipeg PRINT | 6/11/2009 1:00 AM | 7

2. You're not death proof

   DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I met a 22-year-old woman I love and she's the worst driver in the world. She's almost killed us three times in the last month. I'm afraid for my life! She texts and answers her cell phone and she's a terrible judge of distance and space. Yesterday we were driving with the window down for a bit and she was yakking on the cell, and ended up riding the white line. She had to swerve to miss someone. The driver rolled down the window and screamed at her, "Get off your $@#& cell phone, you idiot!" but she didn't take it seriously. She said he had road rage problems and should be reported. I said, "Pull over." I took hold of her cell, and threw it in the backseat. Then we had a terrible fight and I got out and took the bus home. I love her, and want her back. I don't have my own car and she takes me to school. What do you suggest? -- At the Crossroads, River Heights PRINT | 5/11/2009 1:00 AM | 13

3. Confess kiss to wife, take power away from sister-in-law

   DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My wife and I just came back from a trip overseas to see our relatives. While we were there, I secretly looked up an old girlfriend, just to have a beer and reminisce. Well, one thing led to another and we ended up kissing, nothing more, as we said goodbye. It wasn't a peck; it was a full-blown embrace in a car. Unfortunately, we were seen by my nosy sister-in-law. She is now blackmailing me, but not for money. She says she will tell my wife (her sister) when she comes at Christmas if I don't confess to my wife myself before that time. What should I do? -- Rock and a Hard Place, Winnipeg PRINT | 4/11/2009 1:00 AM | 8

4. Roses are red, you're feeling blue; hot politician will be afraid of you

   DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I've been in love with a certain handsome local politician for many years now and I finally got my chance to let him know at a party. He responded politely and told me he was married. I smiled and said, "I don't care," and he said that he did care about hurting his wife. That made me love him all the more! I was thinking of sending him some dark red roses as a kind of a good-bye gesture to my five-year crush on him. Should I sign my name or not? -- Hopelessly In Love, Same Building Downtown PRINT | 3/11/2009 1:00 AM | 7

5. You and your wife need to work out endurance deal

   Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: Before we were married I used to work myself into a sweat every night trying to satisfy my girlfriend’s every need. ONLINE | 2/11/2009 9:00 AM | 2

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