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Say, say, say what?
With apologies to Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
Say, say, say what you want,
But don't be shocked by the attention.
Make, make, make any gaffe,
Then don't you try misdirection.
Alone at home, I sit with my iPhone,
Waiting for your screwups.
Then Gaudreau said,
"Saw you with your male friend."
Your future is so dead!
You know I'm crying, boo-hoo.
Write, write, write what you like,
But don't forget it lasts forever.
Tried to black, black, black out the text?
That's a useless endeavour.
Tried to redact, just to avoid some flak
Over that bizarre email.
Do-good white peeps, they won't be losing sleep Over Eric's tears. You know he's frying, ooh-ooh.
You, you, you'll never know,
When one phrase will come to daunt you.
Now pray, pray, pray every day
Karma won't return to haunt you.
Adapted, poorly, from Say Say Say, written by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney in 1982.