Did We Draft The Wrong Guy?
With apologies to Don McLean
Why? Why? Did we draft the wrong guy?
Hope that Chevy had a bevy of intelligent spies
Went way off board when it came time for his try
Thinkin' Pulock is the pick ... what? Oh my!
Thinkin' Wennberg is the ... who is this guy?
Josh Morrissey: Can you gain some weight?
Do you have faith Mark Scheifele's great?
If Duckie tells you so.
Do you believe Kev's got mad skills?
Will Jacob Trouba fit the bill?
Are we doomed to build up slow?
Well, I know your patience: Wearing thin
Cause since The Move, we haven't been
In the playoffs, that's a fact
This Jets club just ain't stacked
Even the most hopeful fan
Wearing Byfuglien's jersey wants to know your plan
But Chevy's not that kind of man
They say he'll take his time
Adapted from American Pie, recorded by Don McLean in 1971.