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Peter Nygård Lives Forever
With apologies to Oasis
Maybe I don't really want to know
How your stem cells grow
Or where you got them, bro
Lately, do you still feel any pain?
When that spike is in your vein?
Do you grow a second brain?
I know you're a wealthy guy
You wanna live, don't wanna die
I know you just want to breathe
Maybe I just don't believe
You so are not the same as me
I don't crave immortality
Peter Nyg*rd wants to live forever!
Maybe, I don't really want to know
What happens on your isle
Hear your pool is half a mile
Disney, had them cut off his whole head
Only after he was dead
They'll defrost it in a while
Maybe you weren't meant to stay
You don't resemble Dorian Gray
Maybe you were meant to age
Ponce de Leon ain't all the rage
You are just human, that's a fact
You can not make God take it back
You're gonna die; can't live forever!
Adapted from Live Forever, written by Noel Gallagher and recorded by Oasis in 1993.