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Jingle bells! Infidels!
With apologies to Brian Pallister
Opening up your mouth
When Pollock comes to play
You should have stopped to think about
Just what you meant to say
You're not just any shmuck
You're opposition chief
What fun it is to watch you go
And cause such needless grief
Infidels! Infidels! You don't worship God!
Your belief in nothingness is tantamount to fraud!
Infidels! Infidels! You don't worship Christ!
Without a baby Jesus all you have is snow and ice!
OK, that was my bad
I'm sorry to offend
But really it was just a joke
Why can't you comprehend?
The NDP are jerks
They're just trying to make hay
My real mistake was failing to
Know you'd hear what I say
Infidels! Infidels! Silly atheists!
You believe nothing, so have fun upon your death!
Infidels! Infidels! Stare into that void!
Go hang with your agnostic friends; I hope you're both annoyed.
Adapted, poorly, from One Horse Open Sleigh, written by James Lord Pierpoint in 1857.