I heard you did something too shocking to be true
I hoped that Sunday I could tune right into you
But you and Doug did not seem to be coming through
They took some images of what appeared to be
You smoking rock on some cheap glass technology
Now this has threatened your fra-gile democracy
"I haven't seen it!"
"Does it exist? Nyet!"
Video killed the radio star!
Toronto's mayor claims a frame by the Star!
Pictures came! Now spread the tar!
We can't rewind, we've gone too far!
$200K in Gawker's jar!
Don't drive away in your big car!
Adapted, poorly, from Video Killed The Radio Star, recorded by The Buggles in 1979.