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This article was published 5/2/2010 (2666 days ago), so information in it may no longer be current.
Can we dispense with the puritanical tsk-tsking about the couple who were schtupping/lapdancing at the Motley Crue concert? I mean, it's a Motley Crue concert. What do you expect? Hasn't anyone read The Dirt?
Can we also dispense with the low-grade criticism of MTS security for not calling the cops to report an illegal incident of public indecency?
First, arena spokesman Scott Brown said no one complained at the time about the raunchy behaviour and no one has complained since. Instead, everyone whipped out their cell phone cameras and enjoyed the brief show.
Second, if the MTS security guys called the cops on every illegal act perpetrated at a metal concert, every police officer would be knee deep in paperwork for minor drug possession, drunk-and-disorderlies, push-and-shoves, the works.
Escorting the couple from the building in a professional manner was a perfectly adequate response to a situation that hurt no one except the poor lady whose bare butt and bad bleach job are now immortalized forever on YouTube.