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This article was published 5/2/2014 (838 days ago), so information in it may no longer be current.
Vancouver Canucks head coach John Tortorella (and his temerity) appear to have weathered his 15-day NHL suspension mostly intact (Contrite Torts back on bench, Feb. 4).
Not so for his larger-than-life MTS arena "Coach's Cutout." Just like Montreal's Maurice "Rocket" Richard, who infamously got "Two minutes for lookin' so good" in vintage hair-care ads, the irreverently funny foam-core Torts gets an additional suspension of two minutes for lookin' so much like "The Fonz."