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Kinda hard not to feel sorry for sorry ex-coach Kelly

By: Randy Turner

19/12/2009 1:00 AM | Comments: 12

Former Bomber coach Mike Kelly's booking photo from Thursday morning.

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Former Bomber coach Mike Kelly's booking photo from Thursday morning.

Gotta say, I've never seen the ex-head coach of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in a police mug shot before.

But I'd have given anything to know what exactly was going through Mike Kelly's mind as he posed for the photo, with sort of a Mona Lisa smile.

Regardless, it was an ending that was unthinkable, no matter how much the endless string of controversy and confrontation that preceded Kelly's ultimate demise.

Of all the emotions that Kelly evoked during his brief tenure with the Bombers, pity wasn't one of them. So why did I find myself feeling sorry for him on Thursday, when the team's board of governors cut Kelly loose, only to find out about his arrest following a domestic dispute at his home near Philadelphia?

It's not because Kelly deserved a better fate. What happened to him was inevitable, now or later.

It's just that, no matter what your opinion of his brief body of work with the Bombers, only a cold-hearted hater would find any solace in the sorry ending to Kelly's final chapter.

Because if it's not glaringly apparent by now, he wasn't even close to being qualified to run a professional football organization, with all the diplomacy, experience and political savvy that job entails. Not to mention a basic understanding of how CFL offences work in the 21st century. This was the Peter Principle on steroids.

But even if you were leery of Kelly's skimpy resumé upon arriving in Winnipeg, no one could have envisioned his own personal dream come true would devolve into such an ugly mess.

After all, Kelly was on top of the world last December, and for good reason. Here was a guy who a few years before was canned by a small U.S. college, only to be given the reins to one of the CFL's more storied franchises. Countless of Kelly's peers would have brained their own mother for the job. And Kelly, with his previous links to the Bombers, seemed more in love with the position than most.

Yet one tumultuous year later, he's unceremoniously axed and he's holding an ID slate for the Bridgeport, Pa., police department. With what appears for all the world to be a smirk on his mug shot.

Pride goeth before a fall.

On Friday, Kelly told Global Winnipeg he was embarrassed, confessing that the charges had left him "completely and totally numb." He apologized to Bombers fans, saying they "deserved better." Fair enough. But like most of Kelly's misadventures, it was too little, too late.

So how did a dream become such a nightmare? In many ways, it's not Kelly's fault. He didn't hold a gun to anyone's head to get the job. That burden rests on former president and CEO Lyle Bauer, whose distinguished tenure on Maroons Road -- all he did was save the franchise, period -- ended with his resignation Thursday and will forever carry the caveat: Yeah, but he's also the guy who hired Mike Kelly.

Despite Bauer's stubborn defence of Kelly until the end, even the big man must have been privately flabbergasted by how his blind faith in Kelly became so betrayed. Seriously, you give a man such a gift and this is how you get repaid? Even as Bauer gracefully exited the stage, his years of dedicated service were morphed by the Kelly bombshell.

And what of Kelly's future? People often say that you know a football player is done when he's released and no one else calls. Kelly is toxic. After waiting his entire life to get the Bombers job, he'll be hard pressed to find another one in the CFL, regardless of the outcome of the charges against him. (Hey, let's see if Bauer, who is rumoured to be headed to the executive suite of the Calgary Stampeders, finds a place for Kelly in Cowtown. Yeah, right.)

How sad.

In the end, I'll remember Mike Kelly as Jeff Reinebold with a temper. Because you always have to note that, apart from a few well-publicized blow-ups, Kelly could be as endearing as Reinebold. Just never as lovable.

But then Reinebold was also a bit of a tragic figure when the end came for him, too. The job beat him up and left him for broke on a dirt road. You came to realize that it wasn't necessarily his fault that he was overmatched. Reinebold was a classic case of a great salesman and self-promoter who lacked almost every other tool for the job he was given.

Yet the lasting memory of Reinebold was the flip-flops, his Peter Pan persona, his innate ability to fill a reporter's notepad -- and above all, the adoration that for the most part remained among tortured Bombers fans who stuck by him despite some gawdawful football.

With Kelly, I'll remember a polarizing force of a man with a penchant for self-destruction. I'll remember how joyful Kelly was the day he was hired. And I'll remember the image of his mug shot taken the very day he was fired just one year later.

And I'll always wonder: Why in the world is this man smiling?

 

randy.turner@freepress.mb.ca

 

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Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition December 19, 2009 D1

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"....and gov. ("all three levels") J. Knox. What were you out of prov. Katz did everything he could to harm the Bombers for his own gain. Bauer and him had a huge feud going on. This Reinbold talk remindes me of how the media got sucked in by his act too.

manx07 Who cares? The guy was a loser who hurt a lot of people in his disastrous time in Winnipeg. Go peddle your bleeding heart nonsense elsewhere.

There is a bigger story here. One of a family that has been destroyed. Mike was his own worst enemy but one on one he was also a very warm guy ( believe it or not). I think to how his daughters had to hear " fans " calling for his head on the radio. Now they have been dealt a devastating blow of not only their father losing his job, but on the same day being arrested. All of this a week before Christmas with possible jail time looming. The board keeps their jobs, Lyle falls on his sword and has a large six figure job waiting in Calgary or a large six figure cottage at Lake of the Woods to retire to. Big Blue is without a CEO, and Head Coach, more players and coaches are bound to be out of jobs, and fans are left feeling gutted. Just doesn't seem right.

Same old half-truths and misprepresting past events. Yours views, wrong as they are will be accepted because of the overall results, and that's a shame. Everybody is jumping on the trash bandwagon, which is typical, I guess. I remember Cal Murphy being ridden out of town on a rail by all of you clowns and he brought championships and countless winning, entertaining and totally professional teams to this city.
This year was a perfect storm of bad events and I doubt if anybody in CFL history has had as many things go awry as Mike Kelly did. A few were of his doing but a lot weren't. The reaction of the players shows where the real problem was as they came out of the woodwork to lay blame anywhwhere but with themselves. I guess Dave Richie, Jim Daley, Doug Berry, Lyle Bauer, Brendan Taman, Paul LaPolice, Greg Marshall etc etc etc and even Cal Murphy were also "Not good enough" to make this team win.
Thing is, despite the happenings, most of which were half-truths and nonsense this is just football. Mike Kelly is a good guy and the character assassination going on is ridiculous. He deserves better if based only on the hard work and dedication he had to the city, the franchise and most ironically the fans.

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Somewhere in an alternate universe, the 2009 Cup went to Winnipeg, and the citizens were so filled with joy, they elected him Mayor, and great buildings were named in his honor.

That is what Kelly was thinking when that picture was being taken.

"Gotta say, I've never seen the ex-head coach of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in a police mug shot before.

But I'd have given anything to know what exactly was going through Mike Kelly's mind as he posed for the photo, with sort of a Mona Lisa smile."

Kelly has a Mona Lisa smile in his mugshot,Randy Turner looks like the Gerber baby in his.

Let's call it even and be done with it.

Hey Whitey...great rebuttal...you have so much to offer the world..we thank you.

Mike Reinbold out is right. Far out.

THAT IS NOT A SMILE.

That is a look of fear.

In response to Mike Reinbold's attempt to denigrate Lyle Bauer's contribution to the rescue of the Blue Bombers.

It doesn't take an "insider" to tell us that the source of a lot of the resources that rescued the Bombers came from government and the corporate community; anybody with a brain knew that already. The project was so big that only a team effort by a lot of people could have done it.

What Lyle Bauer did was manage that rescue and with out his efforts it very well may not have been successful. Only someone with rock solid credibility at the executive level of the corporate world and government (all three levels) could get the commitments from them that were necessary to keep the team alive. Lyle Bauer's contribution was that he got those commitments, where many (including the "insider" who calls himself Mike Reinbold) couldn't have. If Bauer hadn't stepped up to the plate there well may not be a Winnipeg Blue Bomber football team. The Ottawa Rough Riders, the Montreal Alouettes, and the Calgary Stampeders have all provided unarguable demonstrations of what happens when people who don't possess Lyle Bauer's ability and credibility try to manage the effort.

That is why Bomber fans will owe Lyle Bauer a debt of gratitude for as long as there is a Winnipeg Blue Bomber football club.

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