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With less-than-stellar stats stacked up against a $3.9-million salary, Ondrej Pavelec often serves as a whipping boy for Jets fans who wish their starting goalie had a save percentage in excess of .901 and let in fewer than 2.97 goals per game.
While Pavs may be used to the Winnipeg fishbowl -- if he pays attention to fanboy criticism at all -- he may not have been prepared for the outpouring of international ire following his performance in the Czech Olympic squad's final, disastrous game against the United States.
Pavelec let in four goals on 12 shots in the 4-1 loss and was hooked in favour of Alexander Salak, who let in one more goal. The Twitter response to the game was voluminous and somewhat vicious in the Czech Republic and elsewhere across the hockey-watching world.
With the help of Google Translate -- and we're using the word "help" loosely here -- here's a sampling of the response in the mountains of Bohemia and beyond:
Czechs are a lot like Canadians, in that they tend to give people the benefit of the benefit of the doubt.
"So Ondrej Pavelec failed at the wrong time, but never mind, life goes on," tweeted a Czech fan named Zdenik Chrenovský.
"To succeed in such a tournament, you need above-average performance," added Tom°° Svoboda. "The Americans were too fast."
Some fans criticized Pavelec as well as the entire Czech team.
"Did they fight to blood? Somehow, I don't think so," said Martin Hlousek. "The Americans were playable, they made some lucky shots, but Pavelec did not hold us."
Please note the ever-helpful Google Translate actually turns "Americans" into "Amici," which of course means "friends" in Italian.
Google Translate also turns Czech goalie Jakub Kovar's surname into "blacksmith."
"It would be maybe better if we had a blacksmith as our goalkeeper today," wisecracked Prague resident Marek Fort, who helped translate some of these tweets.
Other folks from Pavelec's homeland didn't try to hide their feelings about his .667-save-percentage Olympic quarter-final performance.
"Pavelec should go to a brothel, because he just can't catch anything," sneered @honzavoves23, a fan based in Plzen, a city not far from the German border.
"Pavelec is not Hašek, Eliaš is not Ruzicka and Hadamczik is definitely not Hlinka!" said Petr Kral, referring to the Czech Olympic squad that won gold in Nagano in 1998 with Dominik Hašek in net, Vladimir Rizucka as the captain and Ivan Hlinka as a coach.
Current Czech coach Alois Hadamczik, however, was equally unimpressed with Pavs.
"Quality goalie on one side and not other side was the difference," he told reporters after the game, according to the Globe & Mail's James Mirtle. "Such is sport."
Bodychecks from elsewhere
Thanks to the global reach of the Olympics, Pavelec's performance was a topic of conversation well outside the Czech Republic.
"Missing (Pittsburgh Penguins goalie Tom°°) Vokoun these Olympics for the Czech Republic. Better than Pavelec, sure he would," said @Hoqueiros in Portuguese, who only sounds like Yoda because Google Translate is a pretty lousy but completely free tool.
"The Americans are scary good, but the frightening (expletive) is Pavelec," said Marlo Jaakola, writing in Finnish.
The ultimate diss, however, belonged to an English-speaking American, @95sports: "Reasons Why the USA is Better Than Canada #5438: Our worst city's protector: Robocop. Your worst city's protector: Ondrej Pavelec."
That's pretty harsh and pretty funny. If any city is capable of laughing at itself, it's Winnipeg.