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Cucumbers, a gateway to the joy of cooking

I’m crunching away on a cucumber salad as I write this.

Until recently, I hadn’t considered the watery veg a foundational ingredient. An add-in to a leafy salad or a snack served with hummus, sure. But cucumbers have rarely, if ever, taken a starring role in a main course.

As I sliced an entire cuke with a mandoline and hunted the kitchen for suitable toppings — tuna, green onions, chili crisp, mayo and sesame seeds — I realized I had been influenced.

How do you jazz up your cucumbers? (Kimberley Kielley / The Brandon Sun files)

How do you jazz up your cucumbers? (Kimberley Kielley / The Brandon Sun files)

Specifically, I had been influenced by Logan Moffitt (@logansfewd), a 23-year-old content creator from Ottawa who has been dubbed the “Cucumber Guy” thanks to his series of viral cucumber salad recipes.

(There’s been speculation that Moffit’s popularity has boosted cucumber sales globally, which made me think of one of my favourite Portlandia sketches starring Steve Buschemi as a beleaguered celery salesman. Enjoy.)

If your social media algorithm hasn’t been feeding you the latest internet cooking trend, here’s the gist: Moffit, in all his baby-faced, bleach-blonde glory, starts each video by mandolining a whole English cucumber into a plastic deli container, topping it with various marinades and fixins and digging into the concoction with chopsticks. Sometimes he’s filming in his kitchen, other times he’s mixing a salad while treading water in a lake.

It’s all very cute and unserious. And that’s precisely what I love about many of these viral home cooking trends. There are no hard and fast recipes. There are no rules. Users are served inspiration and a general framework, but are otherwise encouraged to venture into their kitchen and play with their food.

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This is how I cook at home. This is how many of my friends cook at home. Unless I’m trying out an entirely new dish or re-visiting a complicated meal, I rarely follow a recipe. I recognize cooking without directions can be a daunting task, but, in my experience, the quickest path to confidence — in technique and taste — comes from experimentation.

So thanks, Cucumber Guy, for reminding us that there are infinite ways to eat an entire cucumber and that cooking need not be complicated or serious to be enjoyable.

*Speaking of experimentation, we’re trying something new with this month’s Free Press Book Club meeting! Join myself and the authors of mmm…Manitoba on Tuesday, Aug. 27 for a conversation about local food history. We’ll also be shaking up a thematic cocktail together, find the recipe below.

 

- Eva Wasney, food, arts and culture reporter

 

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Tasty tidbits

🍹 Offering thirsty locals all the flavour without the buzz, Mocktail Week continues through to Saturday, with 15 Winnipeg restaurants, watering holes and lounges (as well as four out-of-town participants) offering alcohol-free cocktails as part of the promotion, presented by DrinkSense. Among the participating spots are Buvette in the Village, Park Alleys, Solera and The Beer Can at the Granite. For the complete list of participating establishments and their mocktails, see mocktailweek.ca.

🍔 Back-to-school? More like back-to-burgers. After several years of two-week food festivals, Le Burger Week returns to its roots with a week-long event running Sept. 1-8. Local participants in the national hamburger party will be posted here next week. The Manitoba Restaurant & Foodservice Association has launched a competing burger event, called Between the Buns, running the same week.

🧁 The twin sisters behind Winnipeg’s rising bakery empire have a new cookbook in the works. Jenna Rae Cakes at Home is the second cookbook from entrepreneurs Jenna Hutchinson and Ashley Kosowan. The book will feature colourful recipes such as birthday batter waffles, psychedelic swirl bread and blue razz thumbprint cookies. Out Oct. 8, available for pre-order now.

🍅 Chef Ben Kramer is cooking up a hyper-local dinner next month featuring ingredients grown in South Osborne. The Sustainable South Osborne Community Co-op Harvest Dinner takes place Sept. 15 at the organization’s orchard at Baltimore Road and Churchill Drive. Tickets are $105 per person at chefbenkramer.com. The event starts at 5 p.m., arrive early for a garden tour.

Recommended fare

Ben: I stopped by The Forks Market last week and enjoyed a glass of crisp and crunchy rosé lambrusco from The Common on the “beach” (the sandy bit near the dock) before popping up to Bindy’s and grabbing one of my faves — their chickpea roti. The thing was practically the size of my head (which is saying something — I’ve got a sizable noggin) and had cooled down just enough by the time I got home that it didn’t absolutely sear my mouth. As always, it was delish, particularly with their killer hot sauce, and I had enough left over for lunch the next day.

Eva: I’ve been exploring the wide world of non-alcoholic beverages and am really enjoying the Jelly King near beers from Bellwoods Brewery in Toronto. They’re sour, flavourful and satisfying. My first introduction was at the Beer Can, but you can also find them at Sobr Market (if you haven’t stopped by their fancy new shop on Academy Road, I recommend taking a trip).

Homemade

Homemade is a Free Press project celebrating home cooking in Manitoba. Want to share a recipe with readers? Visit Homemade to fill out the submission form.

This Geisha Girl cocktail was available for $1.60 when Winnipeg’s Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse opened in 1973.

 
 

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