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Happy National Iguana Awareness Day

Anyone with a little too much time on their hands — OK, stop looking at me — can tell you there are a lot of so-called “awareness days” on the special-day calendar.

And September, the ninth month of the year, is literally packed with days on which we are meant to pause and make ourselves aware of a particular issue, thing, person or event.

For instance, this coming Saturday, Sept. 11, is Farmers’ Consumer Awareness Day, wherein we members of the grateful public are meant to spend some time thinking about the lives and works of the farmers who help put food on our tables.

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Next Wednesday, Sept. 15, is National School Backpack Awareness Day, which is the day parents, teachers and students come together to be aware that an improperly worn backpack can lead to back pain or injury, all of which can make it harder for kids to learn.

But of all the weird awareness days on the calendar, today is the one that always turns me green with envy, because it involves little green dinosaurs, by which I mean iguanas.

Iguanas are very large lizards that can live 20 or more years in captivity and can grow as long as six feet, nose to tail tip, with more than half of their body length due to their tail. (Brynn Anderson / AP photo files)

Iguanas are very large lizards that can live 20 or more years in captivity and can grow as long as six feet, nose to tail tip, with more than half of their body length due to their tail. (Brynn Anderson / AP photo files)

Yes, as many of you already know, today, Wednesday Sept. 8, 2021, is National Iguana Awareness Day, a day on which people who know nothing about iguanas suddenly decide to learn everything there is to know about iguanas.

OK, in reality, it mostly appears to be a day for iguana owners to become more educated about their scaly, green cold-blooded pets. “What’s not to love about an aggressive, cold-blooded, reptile with a nasty bite and a powerfully strong tail? Learn all about these cute critters and how to care for them on Iguana Awareness Day,” urges the website daysoftheyear.com.

“As with so many pets, not all new owners realize what they are committing to when they first take home their baby iguana. That little bundle of scales could one day grow to six feet in length. With very specific dietary needs and a rather reptilian personality, iguanas are said to be easy to love, but hard to care for.”

To help kick-start what I’m sure will be a day of constant celebration, here are a few fun facts about these long-bodied, predominantly green lizards:

Fact No. 1 — Iguanas are very large lizards that can live 20 or more years in captivity and can grow as long as six feet, nose to tail tip, with more than half of their body length due to their tail. Adult males can weigh up to nine pounds, with some especially large ones reaching as much as 18 pounds, while smaller females may grow up to seven pounds;

Fact No. 2 — They have an extra eye. Really. Not only do iguanas have great vision and see colours, but they also have a photosensory organ on top of their heads called the pineal gland, or parietal eye. This “third eye” cannot form images but helps wild iguanas detect predators lurking above them;

Fact No. 3 — Their tails come off. Yes, according to vetstreet.com, iguanas in the wild can break off their tails to escape if a predator grabs the tail and holds on, while pet iguanas can release their tails if they are restrained by the tail, or if the tail gets caught and they can’t move.

Tribune Media TNSIguanas have great vision and see colours, and they also have a photosensory organ on top of their heads called the pineal gland, or parietal eye. (Mike Stocker / Sun Sentinel / TNS)

Tribune Media TNSIguanas have great vision and see colours, and they also have a photosensory organ on top of their heads called the pineal gland, or parietal eye. (Mike Stocker / Sun Sentinel / TNS)

My favourite fact is that when there is a sudden cold snap in tropical places like Florida, it will literally start raining iguanas. “Iguanas fall out of trees during cool weather because they’re cold-blooded and tropical. Low temperatures cause them to become sluggish and, in some cases, immobile. If it happens while they’re sleeping in trees, they often fall to the ground,” warns the South Florida Sun Sentinel

Here’s another alarming true tidbit: the National Weather Service in Miami actually issues an advisory for the possibility of falling iguanas. (“Good morning, there’s a 50 per cent chance of showers and a 70 per cent probability of being hit on the head by a plummeting iguana.”)

So what I’d like you to do now is put on your helmet — because you never know, right? — and then get ready to be uplifted by reading today’s upbeat batch of inspirational and heart-tugging news reports, which have nothing to do with iguanas.

 

Shelley Cook, Columnist

 

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FINDING HER VOICE

You might say Manitoba Cree singer Rhonda Head sort of stumbled into classical music.

She began taking singing lessons in 1987, after she graduated from high school at University of Winnipeg Collegiate and moved to Toronto to study fashion.

Today, her classically trained vocals have earned worldwide recognition after she received two bronze medals in the online Global Music Awards competition. Head has definitely found her voice. 

MIKE SUDOMA / Winnipeg Free PressManitoba opera singer Rhonda Head performs at Assiniboine Park; she will be at the Fall Fair on Friday.

MIKE SUDOMA / Winnipeg Free PressManitoba opera singer Rhonda Head performs at Assiniboine Park; she will be at the Fall Fair on Friday.

GOOD BOY, JAKE!

When Mel Plishka’s 11-year-old dog Jake started barking incessantly, the Selkirk resident realized something was amiss.

“He was barking kind of loud and irregular and I was like, what the heck? It was almost like it was urgent,” Plishka said on CBC Manitoba’s Weekend Morning Show on Sunday.

Thanks to Jake, Plishka soon discovered his neighbour’s home was on fire, so he raced over, pounded on the door, and made sure they all got outside. Sounds like a treat-worthy trick to me!

BOMBERS BIGHILL AMONG CFL’S ALL-TIME GREATS

At a mere 5-foot-10, Adam Bighill was never supposed to make it big.

Fortunately for Blue Bomber fans, Bighill is not the sort of guy to listen to the negative nattering of naysayers.

The Bomber linebacker added to his gridiron greatness recently when he became only the 10th player in CFL history to record 700 career defensive tackles. Read more about Bighill’s big moves. 

RUTH BONNEVILLE / WINNIPEG FREE PRESS files Adam Bighill joined the CFL's top-ten in career tackles during Sunday's victory over the Calgary Stampeders.

RUTH BONNEVILLE / WINNIPEG FREE PRESS filesAdam Bighill joined the CFL’s top-ten in career tackles during Sunday’s victory over the Calgary Stampeders.

SINGING PLUMBER LANDS RECORD DEAL

A singing British plumber has fixed himself up with a recording deal by demonstrating the power of his personal pipes while fixing bathrooms for the owner of a record label.

Kev Crane, from Quorn, Leicestershire, spent six weeks fitting three bathrooms at the home of Paul Conneally, owner of New Reality Records in Loughborough.

The music mogul noticed his plumber had a “good voice” as he sang along to the radio, so he signed him to the label. Maybe I’ll have to start singing in the shower…

GROWING UP GEEKIE

A family sports dynasty is emerging from a house in tiny Strathclair, Man., a community of about 709 people roughly 95 kilometres northwest of Brandon.

The town’s Geekie brothers — Morgan, Noah and Conor — are making names for themselves, taking the NHL, NCAA Division II baseball, and the WHL by storm.

How did these young men get so good? Well, parents Craig and Tobi Geekie, definitely had something to do with their sons’ remarkable sports success. Spoiler: it’s more than the athletic genes. 

YOUR FEEL-GOOD ANIMAL STORY OF THE WEEK

Little Siggi was born with upside-down paws, but the determined rat terrier puppy didn’t let that stop her from moving around.

The spotted pup would crawl on her elbows as her back paws kept her going — but thanks to the Oklahoma State University College of Veterinary Medicine, Siggi is now learning to walk on all four paws.

Plucky Siggi learned to walk after veterinary surgeons reversed her upside-down front paws. Now that’s news that’ll make your tail wag! 

 
 

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