Jewels of Wisdom

No one called me ma’am

2 minute read Friday, Dec. 3, 2010

I went clubbing.

Oh, there I go again, burying my lede. What I meant to say was: I went clubbing, and no one called me ma'am.

 That was the highlight of my night along with being ID-ed and having my purse rifled through. Odd to consider it a compliment that I might be packing heat, but there you have it. You know how ladies of a certain age can be.

 Actually, it was a very pleasant evening all round. I bought a coupon for Alive in the District through one of those group-buying thingies, and I am ever so grateful. It's doubtful I would have gone to a nightclub otherwise, and this evening opened up a whole new world to me.

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Love and art at the Bow Wow Ball

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Love and art at the Bow Wow Ball

2 minute read Thursday, Nov. 25, 2010

I was happily bidding on a very large oil painting of geese in flight at the Humane Society Bow Wow Ball on the weekend, almost cocky in the knowledge that even if I didn’t win the painting, at least I was driving the price up to help a good cause.

But then, as too often happens, the silent auction got personal.

I simply would not give in and let the other bidder win. Up and up and up we went, higher than the very geese we coveted, way, way up, way past how much I actually wanted the painting.

My opponent, a seemingly very nice woman, had an air about her that said she knew she had a space to fit this very large painting. I, on the other hand, have no spatial judgement, and had no idea if the painting – and we’re talking five feet high by a foot and a half wide – would fit in that bald spot beside my fireplace.

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Thursday, Nov. 25, 2010

Art all around us?

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Art all around us?

2 minute read Monday, Nov. 15, 2010

Someone put a painting in a tree in a park by my house this week.

It's attached by wire to a branch that's quite high, at least in line with the third storey of my building. The painting's not signed, or at least not signed in a scrawl large enough to be seen even with a zoom lens.

So about all I know about the artist is it's someone who has access to a ladder.

Well, that and it's someone who cares about their neighbours' state of being.

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Monday, Nov. 15, 2010

Julie Carl photo

Julie Carl photo

Hero teaches good lesson

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Hero teaches good lesson

3 minute read Wednesday, May. 6, 2009

Journalists get to meet heroes all the time: People who race into burning buildings, drag injured people from car wrecks, dive into icy water.

Sometimes that’s their job, making them no less brave; sometimes they just happened to be in the right place at the right time to save a life.

When I was a reporter, I was always fascinated by the answers I would get to questions of why the heroes did what they had done. Why do some people rush forward to help in a crisis while some rush back to save themselves?

Generally, humility ruled the day, mainly along the lines of, “I just did what anyone would have done,” which wasn’t always true but inspirational nonetheless.

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Wednesday, May. 6, 2009

mike.aporius@freepress.mb.ca
Faron Hall, speaking Tuesday from the bench he sleeps on, near the spot where the 44-year-old saved a teenage boy from downing Sunday with the help of his friend Wayne Spence.

mike.aporius@freepress.mb.ca
Faron Hall, speaking Tuesday from the bench he sleeps on, near the spot where the 44-year-old saved a teenage boy from downing Sunday with the help of his friend Wayne Spence.

Making a fortune in livers

3 minute read Saturday, Mar. 28, 2009

I really should pay more attention to what Doug Speirs is doing.

Recently, our funny man was a judge at the Great Manitoba Food Fight: Forks Edition, an event at which local entrepreneurs battled to see who offered the tastiest, most marketable new food product.

Not only would keeping up with Doug keep life very interesting, it would mean I wouldn’t miss such a golden opportunity to promote my ought-to-be-famous liver-on-a-stick-snack-food-treat.

I’m new to these parts so you probably have not heard of it. But the sumptuous dish was famous for miles around in Fredericton, N.B. from whence I came. Well, maybe not miles around, perhaps blocks around, certainly desks around. I clearly remember a newsroom neighbour saying, “Oh my God, what is that thing?” And later on, someone said, “She’s brought that thing again,” so famous is not an understatement.

Making a fortune in livers

3 minute read Monday, Jun. 14, 2010

I really should pay more attention to what Doug Speirs is doing.

Recently, our funny man was a judge at the Great Manitoba Food Fight: Forks Edition, an event at which local entrepreneurs battled to see who offered the tastiest, most marketable new food product.

Not only would keeping up with Doug keep life very interesting, it would mean I wouldn’t miss such a golden opportunity to promote my ought-to-be-famous liver-on-a-stick-snack-food-treat.

I’m new to these parts so you probably have not heard of it. But the sumptuous dish was famous for miles around in Fredericton, N.B. from whence I came. Well, maybe not miles around, perhaps blocks around, certainly desks around. I clearly remember a newsroom neighbour saying, "Oh my God, what is that thing?" And later on, someone said, "She’s brought that thing again," so famous is not an understatement.

Steady Eddy

2 minute read Friday, Mar. 20, 2009

The headlines were blaring bad news of the economy earlier this week when I was visiting my home province of Ontario.

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