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In the scientific world, there are levels of certainty — some things are accepted as fact; some things are viewed as speculation; other things are dismissed as pure, unadulterated hokum.

The unapologetically silly special Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide lives somewhere between the last two categories, with one foot in the realm of speculative science and the other foot — a much bigger, heavier and hairier one, at that — in the area of ridiculous, sideshow-quality piffle.

It’s not an area of programming the science-minded specialty network is shy about exploring — every month, there are at least one or two high-profile titles that forge a purposeful path into the world of special-effects-driven infotainment.

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'You know,  Bruce...  you could  really use  a haircut  and a shave.  And a pedicure. Ever considered manscaping?  All the fellas  are doing it.  I'm just sayin.
DISCOVERY 'You know, Bruce... you could really use a haircut and a shave. And a pedicure. Ever considered manscaping? All the fellas are doing it. I'm just sayin.

But even by the standards in play there, Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide (which airs Sunday at 7 p.m. on Discovery) is pretty light-headed stuff.

This exhaustive (or is the appropriate term exhausting?) exploration of the Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti phenomenon, which at two hours in length is half again as long as it needed to be, employs voice-of-doom narration, an over-the-top dramatic soundtrack and numerous extra-cheesy guy-in-a-fur-suit dramatizations to take viewers on an around-the-world and occasionally back-in-time tour of various Bigfoot-sighting hotspots.

In a mostly unsuccessful effort to lend an air of seriousness to the proceedings, a team of five “leading scientists” has been engaged to weigh and debate the evidence — or, as Mister-Scary-Pants-Narrator says, to use “the latest technology and their expert knowledge of the animal kingdom” to “uncover shocking new evidence!”

The special focuses mainly on North America’s Pacific Northwest — mainly, the B.C. interior and parts of Vancouver Island — because it’s the region in which the greatest number of Bigfoot sightings have been recorded. But the team of “experts” also considers claims that have been made in Asia and several small islands in the South Pacific.

There’s much gravelly voiced discussion of whether each of the targeted environments could support the survival of a Sasquatch-y life form — climate, available food sources, migratory patterns, that sort of thing — and, eventually, a couple of schools of thought emerge: Bigfoot might be an oddly evolved form of upright-walking ape, or else part of a more fully evolved but still primitive human species.

Much time is spent assessing what is considered to be the ground-zero piece of Bigfoot evidence — the grainy sequence known in Yeti-phile circles as the Patterson Film, which consists of 40 seconds of 16 mm home-movie footage captured in a northern California creekbed in 1967.

The brief reel, shot by underemployed inventor, self-published author (Do Abominable Snowmen of America Really Exist?) and wanna-be film-maker Roger Patterson, is to Bigfoot investigators what the Zapruder film is to Kennedy-assassination conspiracy theorists.

On the question of the film clip’s authenticity, the “leading scientists” can’t agree. A couple think Patterson’s quick-striding creature is too convincing to be a hoax; two others pretty much scream “Guy in a fur suit!”; in the end, the same questions linger.

Which, of course, means that this over-extended science-channel exercise in non-scientific silliness ultimately concludes nothing.

Mister-Voice-of-the-Day-of-Reckoning leaves viewers with this non-specific nugget: “Whatever Bigfoot is remains a mystery we may never solve.”

Hmmm. You think?

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Bin there, La-done that: Just two weeks after the raid that killed terrorist boss Osama bin Laden, network-news operations are scrambling to get their behind-the-scenes documentaries on the air. Two such titles air this weekend — The Death of bin Laden, a CBC/Passionate Eye investigation that examines the mission and considers the Canadian perspective (airing tonight at 8:30 p.m. on CBC News Network), and Killing bin Laden, an hour-long special that offers a chronological view of events, from early intelligence-gathering in 2010 right through to the burial-at-sea disposal of bin Laden’s remains (airing Sunday at 9 p.m. on Discovery).

brad.oswald@freepress.mb.ca

 

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