Colonel Sanders’ visit to UN ruffles feathers

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UNITED NATIONS — Red-faced United Nations officials Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken’s "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast-food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly’s giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

"It should not have happened — that I will stress, and very strongly," said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

"There was some lapse in security and the individual in question… was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken… into the UN."

The real Harland "Colonel" Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980. Montas said security officials, many of whom are brought in from overseas, were "still trying to find out exactly what happened."

The incident last Thursday apparently was part of a publicity stunt by the fast-food chain, which is seeking to promote its grilled alternative to its signature fried chicken.

It had dispatched the Sanders look-alike, identified by KFC as Robert Thompson, and also wrote to Ban.

Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company, whose letter, signed by KFC president Roger Eaton, asked that the secretary general register the "Grilled Nation" of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state.

"That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever," Montas said. "The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period. This is being touched upon by our legal department."

 

— Canwest News Service