New woman looks like the previous woman
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This article was published 15/03/2016 (3487 days ago), so information in it may no longer be current.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I’m sincerely falling in love with a woman who is the spitting image of my ex-wife. She has not seen what my ex looks like and I’ve hidden all the photos I could find of her in a box in the basement. I’m worried if my new lady sees a picture of my ex she’ll think she’s just a replacement. I swear they are totally different personalities. How do you think she would react?
— Hiding Old Photos. Tuxedo
Dear Hiding Old Photos: She would probably feel the same way you would if you saw a picture of an ex of hers who was an exact replica of you — weird, jealous and maybe redundant.
Lucky for you, that kind of thing doesn’t creep everybody out. Singer Rod Stewart has had eight children by five different women who were, for the most part, blonder than he is, with longer hair and four to six inches taller. They had to have noticed the similarities amongst each other!
They say love is blind, and a new lover’s fame and wealth can help people go blind faster. Are you rich and famous? If you are, not to worry. If you’re neither, you may be feeling lonely after she sees the photos. You might as well show her if she’s interested and get it over with, but pick the worst shot.
Please send your questions and comments to lovecoach@hotmail.com or Miss Lonelyhearts c/o the Winnipeg Free Press, 1355 Mountain Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R2X 3B6
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