Ex-girlfriend wants his new body
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This article was published 05/11/2015 (3982 days ago), so information in it may no longer be current.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I did too much eating and drank too much beer when I was with my ex-girlfriend and ended up with a big spare tire around the middle. She dumped me for it, saying I looked like an old man at 25, with my fat gut and red face. In our final shouting match, she said, “You have the ugliest body I’ve ever seen!” Then I saw red.
The next day I went to a private trainer and have been going to a gym over the last few months. Today, six months later, she joined my gym. I hate to brag, but this boy is ripped. When she got on a machine that looked my way, she recognized me and ran over and gave me a hug, as if nothing had ever happened. I said coldly, “Get your hands off my body,” and gestured for her to leave. Now, how do I endure this gym with her as a member?
— Ripped Body, But Not For Her, Winnipeg
Dear Ripped: You can bet she knew you would be there. Hold the line so she avoids you instead of you having to avoid her and change your schedule. Hopefully, she finagled a free pass to check you out, and won’t be back.
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