Wife curses too *#$%@ much
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This article was published 22/05/2016 (3468 days ago), so information in it may no longer be current.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I had a fight with my potty-mouthed wife when she wouldn’t listen to what I wanted from the store — my damn cigarettes. She was in a hurry and cursed me while she when out the door. Then I hear she got mad with someone in front of her holding up the line buying lottery tickets. So she called this woman in front of her a few choice names behind her back. My wife can keep her lips together and mutter swear words like a ventriloquist. You wonder where they are coming from at first, until you get to know her.
The woman who got cursed, called for the manager, pointed at my wife and told him what she had said. The person behind my wife couldn’t hear the curse words because my wife had muttered them, so she got away with it. She came home without my cigarettes and bragged about what she did. Then, in one of those flashes you have in a marriage, I thought, “I hate you. You are a pushy manipulative lying witch. You are a piece of stinking garbage. Why did I ever marry you?” What should I do?
— Hate her So Bad Sometimes, St. James
Dear Hate Her so Bad Sometimes: Don’t be hasty. Just cool off. You actually sound like a perfect match. You speak the same language: Sailor’s English. You just don’t like it when both of you are in a bad mood. You are actually bragging and complaining about her at the same time. You think her ventriloquism of dirty words is clever and you like her spicy talk when you’re not mad at each other. You married her and loved her above all others. You can’t tell me she just learned to swear like this recently!
Remember how much hate you felt for your brothers or sisters when you were young and really mad at them? And how much disgust you felt looking at their “ugly faces?” It’s the same thing with spouses. Sometimes they totally detest each other for a few hours. It’s OK to hate someone you love for a short amount of time if it doesn’t happen too often — it’s just part of the deal.
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