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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: Boredom slept in our house like a snake coiled on one side of the living room. He looks at my common-law marriage, mediocre job and us two parked in separate chairs watching the news every night. Boring! We are in our 20s with no kids and no real sex life either. We don’t go out. When I complained, my boyfriend said, “You know I love you, and once in a while I throw a little log in the fire, so what’s your problem? I treat you good; I don’t smoke or drink. I don’t even hunt with my friends anymore.” I looked at him and his nose had never looked redder, his gut fatter or his teeth yellower. This boring slob made me feel physically ill.

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: Boredom slept in our house like a snake coiled on one side of the living room. He looks at my common-law marriage, mediocre job and us two parked in separate chairs watching the news every night. Boring! We are in our 20s with no kids and no real sex life either. We don’t go out. When I complained, my boyfriend said, “You know I love you, and once in a while I throw a little log in the fire, so what’s your problem? I treat you good; I don’t smoke or drink. I don’t even hunt with my friends anymore.” I looked at him and his nose had never looked redder, his gut fatter or his teeth yellower. This boring slob made me feel physically ill.

So, I said to him, “If you’re happy with the way we’re living, then get yourself a new roommate. I can’t even remember when I last I enjoyed sex.” So, guess what — he had a new roommate lined up within the week, a female. He asked me to move my stuff downstairs or into a corner of the living room until I got a new place. I was so shocked I called my dad, and he and my brothers came over and moved me out that night. Now I’m living in my dad’s basement at age 26. It is disgusting. Now what?

— Typing from Dad’s Basement, Westwood

 

Dear Typing from Basement: Have a good laugh — this is no tragedy. You’re starting your single life over at a young 26, and you can still have a lover, a husband, a baby and a good career, but you have to start planning now. If you don’t like your job, can you take new training? Got any fun friends who are still single? Start looking forward to dating , love and great sex. You’re lucky you woke up at this point and your common-law partner couldn’t wait to hand you back to daddy. That was simple.

 

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: Boredom slept in our house like a snake coiled on one side of the living room. He looks at my common-law marriage, mediocre job and us two parked in separate chairs watching the news every night. Boring! We are in our 20s with no kids and no real sex life either. We don’t go out. When I complained, my boyfriend said, “You know I love you, and once in a while I throw a little log in the fire, so what’s your problem? I treat you good; I don’t smoke or drink. I don’t even hunt with my friends anymore.” I looked at him and his nose had never looked redder, his gut fatter or his teeth yellower. This boring slob made me feel physically ill.

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