You don’t need ears to hear she’s turned off

By: Miss Lonelyhearts Posted: 2:00 AM CDT Thursday, May. 12, 2016

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I'm really turned on by my girlfriends ears, they are so delicate and shell-like, unlike the big lugs my ex-wife used to have. And I love her little gold earrings. I am always trying to run my tongue around the inner curves of her ears, but she bats me away like a pesky fly. That hurts my feelings. I am 39 and she is 28, and otherwise, we really enjoy great sex together. Help!

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I’m really turned on by my girlfriends ears, they are so delicate and shell-like, unlike the big lugs my ex-wife used to have. And I love her little gold earrings. I am always trying to run my tongue around the inner curves of her ears, but she bats me away like a pesky fly. That hurts my feelings. I am 39 and she is 28, and otherwise, we really enjoy great sex together. Help!

— Love Her Pretty Ears, Selkirk

Dear Love Her Pretty Ears: What if she let you know she was turned on by the nape of your neck, and it just made you shiver (not with pleasure) when she would sneak up and try to kiss the back of your neck? Get the picture? Everyone’s body is different, like different car brands. You may be a BMW and she’s a Cadillac. You are both cars and can both be turned on and get to your destination, but you’re not designed exactly the same; you have different exteriors and interiors.

In some cases, one person’s pleasure is another person’s torture. You have to map out what’s a turn on and what’s a turn off for your partner early in the lovemaking game, and respect those preferences. There will be many other places on her body that are interesting if you really explore and check for reactions along the way.

Please send your questions and comments to lovecoach@hotmail.com or Miss Lonelyhearts c/o the Winnipeg Free Press, 1355 Mountain Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R2X 3B6

Miss Lonelyhearts
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