Date’s backup plan an insult to nice guy

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I went out for a pre-Valentine's date with a woman I met online, and we went for coffee. It was our first date and she did that old trick where she had a friend stationed in the coffee shop to make sure I wasn't a rapist. I spotted her immediately with her cellphone at the ready, staring at me. At the appointed time, the phone rang and I pointed at her friend and said, "You better answer it. Your friend over there is looking anxious." Both of them saw me point. My date was so embarrassed she threw some money on the table and ran out with her friend right behind her.

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I went out for a pre-Valentine’s date with a woman I met online, and we went for coffee. It was our first date and she did that old trick where she had a friend stationed in the coffee shop to make sure I wasn’t a rapist. I spotted her immediately with her cellphone at the ready, staring at me. At the appointed time, the phone rang and I pointed at her friend and said, “You better answer it. Your friend over there is looking anxious.” Both of them saw me point. My date was so embarrassed she threw some money on the table and ran out with her friend right behind her.

 

A few hours later she texted me saying she was sorry, that she knew I was a really nice guy as soon as she met me. I said, “Too late.” Was that wrong of me?

— Second Thoughts, St. Vital

 

Dear Second Thoughts: Consider giving her a second chance. She could be Paranoid Patty, or this could be the funny story you tell at your wedding a few years down the road. Silly things happen around online dating when you meet for the first time.

Please send your questions and comments to lovecoach@hotmail.com or Miss Lonelyhearts c/o the Winnipeg Free Press, 1355 Mountain Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R2X 3B6

 

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