Woman determined to conquer serial lover

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Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I’m a guy who loves women, all women.

I’ve had about 20 relationships lasting from a long weekend to a few months or a year and have never been married.

I know myself. I love all women — short, tall, fat, skinny, all of them. But now a woman has come along who is determined to marry me. We are both in our 50s and she is still so beautiful people stop and stare. She’s also intelligent and funny and loves me, even with my wandering eyes.

I don’t cheat on my women, but I look. Looking leads to wanting, and then I end up breaking up and going for a new lady.

This leopard is not going to change his spots, but she says the love of a good woman like her will settle me down.

I’m a wanderer forever. I will love other women, too, before I die. How can I make her understand this?

She says she’s not going anywhere.

— Hate To Hurt Her, Brandon

Dear Hate To Hurt Her: She’s Olympian — strong and confident in her ability to attract and win, but she knows the scene with you.

I would suggest you end this now before she gets in too deeply, but it’s too late.

She’s already at that point, and says she’s not going anywhere.

So, consider her forewarned and give her all you can for as long as you can. When you need to go, tell her before you cheat on her.

All you can do is enjoy what you have left together.

Please send your questions and comments to lovecoach@hotmail.com or Miss Lonelyhearts c/o the Winnipeg Free Press, 1355 Mountain Ave., Winnipeg, MB, R2X 3B6

Miss Lonelyhearts
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